She gets all the fun

I'm sorry, but I just don't think this is right.

Each day, Nina gets to go out for 2 hours, fundraising and such like, meeting men.

Men with biceps, men without.

Whether covered or not, she gets to meet them. (And occasionally avert her eyes in some cases)

I, however, sit at home-The Dowager Duchess to a tee.

Why don't I get to meet any of these men?

We all know that I am a sexy, gorgeous beast, deserving of male attention and in serious need of some hot loving.

At least whilst my darling husband, Ted has not been in contact.

Our marriage of minds is wonderful, I just wish I could get to see him more, and for us to have our usual, fascinating conversations....

Oh I pine, I weep, I mope.

But no!

I must keep bright-eyed, bushy tailed (well, technically that is beyond me, but....)

So-another one of Sharon's Beauty Secrets for all you girls out there...

To keep myself looking my best, I steal-borrow, rather, my lovely owner Annie Kaszina's (www.joyfulcoaching.com/www.nopain-gain.com) make up...her lipstick (try to find the one that looks either the most expensive, limited edition or combines both features), her mascara I am in no need of, due to my long deer-like eyelashes, and her other...bits.

This will enhance your features as well as keeping your face fresh and moist. (Ask not how. It just does)

Well, after more hard fundraising today, Nina's total raised is now a wonderful £1660.
There's just no stopping that gal.

Except on my blog and my beauty-both of which far outstrip here, I must say.

I have more fur. Longer eyelashes. And...well, no-one can turn over onto their back quite like me for a nice little tummy rub.

Mmmmmm mmmm mmmmm

Until tomorrow

Sharon

The Dowager Duchess
Shih Tzu of Secrecy
Sexpot
Mrs Ted

mwah