Not good enough

Listen, things are not good enough.
 
Olive is the only one who has commented in a while, and as we don't like her, that doesn't count. (She's our ex-dog, you see)
 
But, whilst Nina has been busily fundraising/reading/pampering to my every need, I have been thinking.
 
And here is todays beauty tip...
 
Sleep until noon. At least. It will keep your eyes fresh, and your owner annoyed, giving you the chance to look condescendingly at them.
 
Well, I think that's it for now.
 
More to come.
 
Soon.
 
But remember: I want some comments...and donations...and a big strong man to stroke my tummy.....and look lovingly in my eyes.....ahem...
 
Sharon
 
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