Jealous bitch!

 
You've seen the photo of me, by now, I hope, with my mum and my big sis' Nina, who I'm helping to fundraise for, to send her to Venezuela to help in a local community out there.
 
Well, look who's jealous! Olive! (For those of you who don't know, she was our dog, but became so insufferably horrible we have her to our gardeners ex-wife, who spends all her time doting on Olive.)
 
Well well well, Missy Shih Tzu, lets see what you had to say for yourself...
 
 
Dr Olive Kornfeld said...

Well, who does she think she is? That's what I want to know. One tiny little picture in 'New' magazine and she's insuperable... no, I mean, insu-f-f-e-r-able. At least, I think I do. But the fact is, I have it on good authority that she's now talking about her good buddies, Victoria (Beckham) and Britney (Spears) and Jordan. Simply because she's in the same magazine as they are. Not that SHE had a special feature to herself. Rumour has it that she's even going around boasting that she has more nipples than Jordan. Dirty, dirty little bitch.Also, I heard from the photographer (actually a long term flan of mine) that he only bothered to put her ugly little snout in the photo at all, because those two big girls' blouses insisted on it. He wasn't taken with her AT ALL. Most of the time she spent licking her .... I hardly like to say it, but I cannot lie, most of the time she spent licking her bottom!!! There! It's out now. No class.And then she has the gall to think she can start publicising her beauty secrets. Does she call this Yoga? Or he cleansing routine? Or does she dress it up as something worse. 'If you want to have clear eyes and a lovely, wet black nose all the time, then do what I do and lick your bum.' Yuk! Yuk! Yuk! Filthy little critter.I'm so angry, I think I'll go off and kick a cat.(Can someone just find me a cat who's smaller than I am. Please.)
 
Nasty, vile little dog.
 
I'll show her.
 
The paw will be on the other leg, one day.
 
You can see how amazingly gorgeous I am. Just ignore her.
 
Huh.
 
Sharon
 
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