Here's the picture of me with my big sister Nina (in the white top) and my mum Annie. Come on, how gorgeous do I look?? (VERY) 
Sunday, July 18, 2004
I am an 8 year old Shih Tzu, by the name (you guessed it) of Sharon. I've started this blog to record my thoughts and feelings about what my big sister Nina is doing-that is, raising £3200 so she can go to Venezuela for a month, and help a local community. The following pages show my own very unique take on things-written entirely from my very original point of view.
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Well, who does she think she is? That's what I want to know. One tiny little picture in 'New' magazine and she's insuperable... no, I mean, insu-f-f-e-r-able. At least, I think I do.
But the fact is, I have it on good authority that she's now talking about her good buddies, Victoria (Beckham) and Britney (Spears) and Jordan. Simply because she's in the same magazine as they are. Not that SHE had a special feature to herself. Rumour has it that she's even going around boasting that she has more nipples than Jordan. Dirty, dirty little bitch.
Also, I heard from the photographer (actually a long term flan of mine) that he only bothered to put her ugly little snout in the photo at all, because those two big girls' blouses insisted on it. He wasn't taken with her AT ALL. Most of the time she spent licking her .... I hardly like to say it, but I cannot lie, most of the time she spent licking her bottom!!! There! It's out now. No class.
And then she has the gall to think she can start publicising her beauty secrets. Does she call this Yoga? Or he cleansing routine? Or does she dress it up as something worse. 'If you want to have clear eyes and a lovely, wet black nose all the time, then do what I do and lick your bum.' Yuk! Yuk! Yuk! Filthy little critter.
I'm so angry, I think I'll go off and kick a cat.
(Can someone just find me a cat who's smaller than I am. Please.)
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