Bootylicious

"This doggy's too bootylicious for you babe..."

Ooh yeah, me and Beyonce have SO much in common.
 
Mmmhmm.
 
Except my big sis' has just raise £1416.50, so only £1783.50 left to raise.
 
And she has just become a qualified LAMDA Speech and Drama teacher. How good is she?!
 
Anyway, now for one of my famous beauty tips...
 
Lick your bum.
 
Constantly.
 
It'll keep your lips moist and your bum clean, leaving you free to waggle it at attractive men.
 
Mmmmmm....men....
 
Oooh I'm thinking now...men glorious men....
 
Until tomorrow
 
Sharon