Thursday, September 16, 2004

Nina

Nina has recently come to the decision not to continue with her expedition to Venezuela, due to the eczema from which she suffers, which is often debilitating, and may cause her real difficulties out in Venezuela.

So, Nina will be giving all of the money she collected to 2 orphans in Guatemala, who will now be able to get an education, food, clean water and clothes.

None of the money will be kept-all of it is going to charity.

I will continue blogging, as-well, what would you do without my pearls of wisdom? So, think yourselves lucky!!

And so, what have I been up to, during my "non-blogging" times? A lot, is the answer. Helping the wonderful Ted ( my hubby) with his day to day life.....I am the guru of everything, after all.

Until tomorrow

Sharon

(mwah)

Wednesday, August 11, 2004


Me with my pink thing Posted by Hello

Being a pin up

Above, is a photo of me with my infamous pink thing-a small toy, with which I feel a strange affinity, both of us being pink, beautiful, and girly.

But, as you can see, I look rather sexy in this photo, causing me to believe that although a Dowager Duchess and a Shih Tzu of Secrecy, I am also a pin up.

Look and enjoy.

Until tomorrow

Sharon

The Sexiest Dog on the Planet

PS Despite my beauty, I have resisted looking in the mirror all day and have actually helped Nina raise more money, leaving her current total at £1840, leaving just £1360 to raise. Any online donations would be appreciated. And please don't forget to enquire about any Speech and Drama tutoring.....

Tuesday, August 10, 2004

My lover's gone

I have so much in common with so many pop stars...Britney...Beyonce...Victoria Beckham-ok, we can't exactly call her that, but since my picture in New Magazine a few weeks ago, I have realised more and more the way my interests and those of well known divas are similar.

Take Dido.

You know her song..."My lover's gone"?

Well, that's how it was for me today.

Mum went off up North to see friend Whirley (Shirley Caldwell), and met her Ted :my husband.

And, much as TECHNICALLY my lover hasn't gone-it feels like it.

He was cavorting with his mother in law, not caring that his wifey was missing him.

It's just not good enough.

I am the most gorgeous sexbomb the world has ever seen, helping Nina, my big sis' raise £1800 so far, out of the necessary £3200 in order for her to go to Venezuela and help in a local community project, whilst he....

I don't know what I'll do-but it will be good.

Ha.

Until tomorrow

Le Gorgeous Sexbomb...Sharon

mwah

Friday, August 06, 2004

It's a tough life

You know that old song from "Annie"....

"It's a hard knock life for us..." ??

Well, that song really applies to me...yesterday after a hard day of tea drinking, punctuated by being stroked I was taken on a 2 mile walk.

Yes!

My beautiful, delicate little frame had to endure such difficulties, purely because my mum Annie, and big sis' Nina wanted to be in the cool night air.

Selfish!

Nina has actually been doing a lot of walking recently though, having been going door-to-door in her local area and raising a massive £1749.

Is she good or is she good?

Well, we know the answer to that.

BUT, we also know that I am better, so please-some online donations would be really appreciated.

And, for a treat for you today, here's another beauty tip...

When walking and coming across a man (ANY man) lie down and have your tummy rubbed.
This will increase your self-esteem, making you more attractive to men!!!

But, for now-adieu.....

Sharon


Tuesday, August 03, 2004

New total....

Nina's total is now up to £1657.50

Which isn't bad at all.

For the sister of a Shih Tzu.

I am a pretty fab little doggy-sorry, four legged human, anyway.

With my marriage-of-minds husband Ted.

My mother in law Whirley. (also known as Shirley Caldwell-see www.21stcenturywoman.com for details)

I am pretty damn good.

The door bells calls-and I see a man outside...I think I'll just slap on some lippy before I go.

Oh-one last thing-Nina is still interested in finding people who would like to learn Speech and Drama-whether it is elocution that is required or other similar services, Nina is LAMDA qualified.

So...if you're interested-post a comment!

Sharon

mwah

Friday, July 30, 2004

She gets all the fun

I'm sorry, but I just don't think this is right.

Each day, Nina gets to go out for 2 hours, fundraising and such like, meeting men.

Men with biceps, men without.

Whether covered or not, she gets to meet them. (And occasionally avert her eyes in some cases)

I, however, sit at home-The Dowager Duchess to a tee.

Why don't I get to meet any of these men?

We all know that I am a sexy, gorgeous beast, deserving of male attention and in serious need of some hot loving.

At least whilst my darling husband, Ted has not been in contact.

Our marriage of minds is wonderful, I just wish I could get to see him more, and for us to have our usual, fascinating conversations....

Oh I pine, I weep, I mope.

But no!

I must keep bright-eyed, bushy tailed (well, technically that is beyond me, but....)

So-another one of Sharon's Beauty Secrets for all you girls out there...

To keep myself looking my best, I steal-borrow, rather, my lovely owner Annie Kaszina's (www.joyfulcoaching.com/www.nopain-gain.com) make up...her lipstick (try to find the one that looks either the most expensive, limited edition or combines both features), her mascara I am in no need of, due to my long deer-like eyelashes, and her other...bits.

This will enhance your features as well as keeping your face fresh and moist. (Ask not how. It just does)

Well, after more hard fundraising today, Nina's total raised is now a wonderful £1660.
There's just no stopping that gal.

Except on my blog and my beauty-both of which far outstrip here, I must say.

I have more fur. Longer eyelashes. And...well, no-one can turn over onto their back quite like me for a nice little tummy rub.

Mmmmmm mmmm mmmmm

Until tomorrow

Sharon

The Dowager Duchess
Shih Tzu of Secrecy
Sexpot
Mrs Ted

mwah

Thursday, July 29, 2004

Nina's a Star!

Today, Nina's fundraising went passed the halfway mark-she has now raised £1622, leaving her just £1578 to raise, out of the original £3200, in order for her to go to Venezuela and help in a local community project out there-possibly building a school.

Man is she good.

Woman, is she good.

No-Shih Tzu, is she good! (Oh that's the right description, right there!)

I, mean whilst, have my doing what a beautiful Shih Tzu should do-sunbathing, admiring myself, licking my bum...the usual.

However, I am most impressed with Nina-not only for her fantastic fundraising, but also her new decision to use her LAMDA Silver Medal Teaching qualification to run Speech and Drama classes and workshops, to help raise funds for her expedition to Venezuela.

She is very well qualified for this-not only having the official Silver Medal, but also having actually produced and directed a play, as well as being an experienced actress and having done Speech and Drama for nearly 11 years now.

Any enquiries about this can be sent to Nina via the "comments" option on this blog.

 
But look at this comment from Little Miss Ugly and Squinty....Olive:

Dr Olive Kornfeld said...
Sexpot! My right paw. The three of those manky harridans exude less sex appeal than a tin of Tesco's Value dog food. It's just a wonder that photo hasn't shattered your monitor. (Rumour has it that the photographer was hard pressed to do his job. Apart from a nice personal revulsion: 'Yikes! I thought this was going to be an easy job!' he broke a couple of lenses in his attempts to get all three toe-curlingly ugly brutes in the one shot. Shoot the lot of them, I'd say.)Of course, you might say that it's only a rumour. But actually I got it from my good friend Nosie... no Rosie who lives next door. A nice dog, if rather big. But she saw through Sharon. She could see that Sharon is just a little bully, whereas I am a gentle soul. (We're still in contact through the barking academy outreach organisation.)Well, I'd never, NEVER, wish to aunty-gone-eyes a shrinking Old English Sheep dog but that Sharon. She's been a bad 'un ever since she first savaged a pop sock. You know how it is, once a bitch like that gets a taste for terrorising the meek defenceless, there's no stopping her? Mind you, with a face like hers, she could have done it with just a look. She didn't have to bare her teeth, at all. I've heard that those three witches can go out walking in the country whenever they like. They don't have to worry about snakes and other nasties. (A snake-pit holds no terror for them. They live in one, after all. Yes, gentle reader, I spent the first 2 years of my life in an Essex snake-pit.) Just one look from any of the ghastly trio and any poor snake or fox or snail will simply be turned to stone. Just you read your newspaper carefully and you'll surely hear about the exploits of those three uglies.How I survived I'll never know. But I did. With my good looks intact. Somehow. And of course that Sharon never forgave me for it. Nasty, nasty bitch. Now she's painting her claws. Well, it won't make her any more attractive. Dogs are meant to be the way nature intended. The only thing I recommend for a dog, is a nice scent. Fox poo is one of my favourites. It turns heads wherever you go. Trust me. But did they ever listen to me? No. Just let them wait. One day I'll be a Playdog centrefold and then they'll know what sexy is.Off to practise my poses. Stay cool.And don't believe a single thing that lying bitch comes out with. I tell it like it is. She lies.

 
Ugly thing.

She'll gets what's come to her.

A bitch slap.

Huh.

Until tomorrow

Sexpot Sharon

mwah